When it comes to Scorpios, they might have a (sometimes true) rep that doesn’t really need to be explained in more detail here (-cough-stubborn, skeptical, yet sketchy sometimes themselves -cough-). But in essence, at the end of the day, they all just want sincerity.

So, that’s what you should aim for when thinking of Scorpio gift ideas: items that are thoughtfully resourceful and/or what they really enjoy.

On top of that, they like the feels, no matter how hard their exterior. That means getting into a bit of icky emotions (We know, scary.) and really showing your love for them through your gifts is always appreciated. Don’t forget, though, that (Warning: A quick astrology session up next.) the sign of Scorpio’s traditional ruling planet is Mars. So they appreciate gifts that challenge their physical rigor and/or natural elements as well.

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Here’s our roundup guide of the best gifts for Scorpios. (And yes, there will be black and a whole bunch of other darker shades included.)

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If you want to stay on their good side, you know what to do. They’re probably tracking your IP address right now.

The best Scorpio gifts

Best overall

Unpack That: Couples and Relationship Card Game

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Best for the nosy(iest) Scorpios

The Perfect Candidate - Peter Stone

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Best for clearin' bad vibes (including Scorpios')

Wood Incense Holder

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Best for chillin'

Satin Pajama Set

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Best for better destructiveness

Hayabusa T3 Boxing Gloves

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Best for the fellas

Scorpio Personalized Whiskey Decanter Set

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Best for the ladies

HER-MINE - Self Care Lifestyle Subscription Box

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Best for getting on the bad side

Scorpio & Pluto Dominants Zodiac Digital Birthday Card: Roast Edition

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So with all of us knowing that other huge rep Scorpios have in the zodiac world, we could’ve went in the other intimate direction with this gift slot.

HOWEVER, we want to show the other side of Scorpio’s intimacy rep beyond just the body but the soul within, which they aim to connect with. This card game represents that. Always looking to psychoanalyze others (yet sometimes/always dodging it when it’s dished back to them), they especially like to do so with their significant other (or who they’ve been admiring from afar on IG).

Feed all of their Sherlock Holmes goals with this game.

You know Scorpios love a good mystery and cycles. If the Scorpio you’re planning to gift likes to read and also likes this type of genre, give them The Storyteller’s Death, a multi-generational saga about a family line of foreseeing storytellers.

If you want to angle this toward power plays (another Scorpio trait), a political thriller is always the way to go. The Perfect Candidate might be just that (all puns intended).

10 incense sticks come with this handmade wood incense holder. The Scorpio you bless this with can get all of their private time feels on. Give them a moment to tap into some intuition and understanding. They’re all about going deeper, and this will serve that purpose.

Satin sleepwear, of course in darker tones, are a safe bet.

Scorpios, as a water sign, like to feel good and cozy. This classic satin pajama set can be lounged in as well.

Sharing Mars as a traditional co-ruler alongside Arians, Scorpios aren’t afraid of physical exertion as a form of therapy. Help the Scorpio you know get more in tune with their body to help them more productively exert their emotions (Rather than the brooding and plans of revenge they can resort to. Because that ain’t healthy for anybody.)

“I Like It Dark.”: Scorpio Personalized Whiskey Decanter Set

Ah, yes. Distinguished and dark. That’s Scorpios’ masculine motto.

For those into dark drinks, this gift idea is crafted by an art team, designing 3D lava looks for decanters, mug, and coasters. The Scorpio you provide this to can have whatever kind of design that tells a story about their life and what they hold the dearest, either by reppin’ their sign like the photo above shows or their children or anything else.

Self-Care Box

Self-care is the best care. Scorpios are already down for introspective therapy. Also, dig into their equal investigative joys with a subscription box that delivers something new each time.

Scorpio Birthday Cards

Keepin’ it all nice and sweet never hurts (except your chances of passin’ Scorpio’s BS detector).

OR, if you like to take chances, you could get a bit more real. (Isn’t that what Scorpios like?)

And these two digital birthday cards with two different approaches (including an animated card version) to the Happy Birthday message definitely got the memo. Either praise your Scorpio with all kinds of lovely words that will make their eyebrows raise, waiting for the catch, or give them a bit of a passive-aggressive roast, slightly burnt with humorous edginess.

Or give them both, the catch and bait. Hey, we all have a good side and a not-so-good side, just like our zodiac signs.

If the Scorpio comes to you with a whine, just say, “Hey, I”m just being transparent.”

Meanwhile, they’ll go sulk and brood secretly, planning your birthday’s demise.